Agency Atlantic 4th Birthday Party March 16, 2017

IT’S PARTY TIME!!!

It’s been a little over a year since our last Members Party so it’s about time we threw one of our fabulous shindigs

Our first members party of the year will be at a secret location in the Sydney CBD on March 16, 6.30pm until 8pm

The location we have chosen is totally private and your discretion is guaranteed.  It’s not the same location as our last party, we are  not telling where it is but we promise its cool 🙂

Location details will be sent out via SMS March 16 @ 5pm to all gents who have RSVP’d

Gents who are not members & who would like to attend; A Party Invitation will be given to you should you book a meeting of 3hrs or longer between now and March 16

In attendance will be Kate, Zoe, Bianca, Victoria, Spanish Beauty Juliet and our visiting English Beauties Ashley, Giselle and Charlie

Everyone who has been before knows we love to put on a show – The show will be at 7.30pm 🙂

Members if you wish to RSVP please SMS Bec with your membership username and let us know you are attending.  if you are a ‘maybe’ then please let us know that so we don’t over-do the catering

Please note this is a purely social event. No private time will be available on the premises but you are welcome to arrange a meeting at your location if you can convince the lady to leave the party LOL 🙂

 

The girls & I are all looking forward to another great night.  All of our parties have been such fun for us all

See you Soon

Sarah & Bec xx

 

AA Sydney Newsletter February 2017

Hi

Just a quick newsletter to let you know of a few things

Discount Day is February 1 – 20% discount on all meetings incall or outcall.  Prebooking is a good idea but you can also call on the day & see who is available

 

Our new web address for Sydney is www.aasydneyescorts.com – it will link from Agency Atlantic main website so you don’t need to remember it

We will be having a members party on March 16.  English Ashley will be in town that week so I wanted to throw a party while she is in Sydney

Zoe is in Sydney this week Feb 1-3.  Doubles are available with Victoria all week

Victoria is offering incalls Feb 1-3 – Victoria has a members discount of $50 for incall or outcall

Both Vic & Zoe are in their new fave hotel in Kings Cross

Arizona is just available for incall February 1 – close to Darling Harbour

Kate is now available with less notice – her day job is still very hectic but she doesn’t need 48hrs anymore. Hopefully by the end of Feb she will be offering incall again too.  Kate is available February 3 for doubles with Zoe

Kate, Arizona & Victoria are available in Kings Cross February 8, 9 & 10 for hotel incalls.  All 3 are available for doubles & if you fancy a foursome then you can’t go past these lovely ladies 🙂

Until the end of February all doubles are discounted by $100.  So 1hr with Vic & Zoe is $1000 rather than $1100.  1hr with Victoria & Arizona is just $900

I am posting every couple of weeks on my blog Sarah’s 2 cents  http://www.agencyatlantic.com/news/category/sarah2cents – I hope you enjoy reading my insights into the escort business.  I posted my blog on the Australian Industry & got some lovely comments which was nice

Until next time

Sarah xx

How Technology is Making The Escort World Better

Deep down all escorts share a common fear… That their clients don’t shower before they see them. That is a legit concern (shower boys, it makes Everyone happier:)), but not what this article is about. No, it is something much deeper: an existential threat to our very way of life.

What I’m referring to, much like John Conner, is the rise of the machines. It’s hard not to read the news these days and not come across some article about recent advances in artificial intelligence or robotics.

Just last month a computer totally dominated the best Go player in the world (Wired Article Here). In case you’re not familiar with Go, which I wasn’t, it’s an ancient Chinese board game that is infinitely more complicated than chess. Experts thought it would be decades before an algorithm could take out top lEvel players, and yet it just happened.

What Does This Mean For The Escort Industry?

Recent history shows that the sex industry often drives the tech world. Back in the 1980’s VHS technology became ubiquitous because porn studios preferred it to the competing Beta Max format for home movies. More recently, Blu-Ray beat out the similar (and by some account superior) HD-DVD to become the high def optical disc of choice also partly in part to the adult industry favoring Blu-ray.

Humans love to invent stuff and the love to have sex. Combine those forces and you’ve got a recipe for powerful change. With this in mind, it isn’t hard to see a future with robotic sexbots that are so lifelike that most people prefer them to the real thing. Gasp! We at Atlantic Escorts think that would be a horrible outcome. For no other reason than the fact that we just can’t comprehend how a computer could be as witty and fun as Eve. Or how any human engineer could use synthetic parts to construct an ass anywhere close to as delectable as Brooke’s.

Still, the march or sex tech moves ever forward and we may be living in a golden age where humans still do prefer intimacy with other humans and we get the benefit of some pretty awesome devices that only enhance our trysts.

Which brings us to..

The Mod: The World’s First Open Source Dildo

A Tech Startup in Atlanta, USA, is constructing a technological marvel of a sex device. In 2013 they started an IndiGoGo campaign to build the Mod: a high quality vibrator that can do just about anything. They’re project was fully crowdfunded (you can still donate and be one of the first to get a Mod at https://igg.me/at/mod/x.

I haven’t had the pleasure of using one.. Yet. But just check out a few of these features:

– A standard, simple, and powerful control for the toy. The joystick can manipulate power and pulsing patterns. Shaking the nunchuck’s accelerometer can modulate the frequency of the vibrations. To fulfill one major request from Beta testers, we also programmed the “C” button as an easy “kill switch” to shut the toy off right when you come!

-A heartbeat sensor lets you feel your partner’s arousal in the throbbing toy. This one is a real favorite — it’s super cool to feel the rhythm increase with your partner’s excitement.

-We process the image coming from a webcam. The more movement in the image, the more intense the Mod’s response.

And many more. The code for the vibrator is open source so anyone and program new actions, patterns or anything, the sky’s the limit!

I’m really excited about this thing. Not only does it show remarkable ingenuity by one person to conceive of the idea, the fact that it got so quickly funded on Indigogo shows just what hunger there is in the world for exploring amazing ways to amplify sexual pleasure through technology.

If you have had the pleasure of using a mod, please get in touch and tell us all the details. I’m sure one of our kinky escorts on tour would love to hear about it.

Live it Up at Newcastle’s Best Pubs and Venues

Atlantic Escorts is predominantly a Sydney based agency. The majority of our escorts are located here and many have conveniently located incalls throughout the metro area. From the awe-inspiring selection of authentic Asian cuisine on offer in Haymarket to the eclectic calisthenic artists in Bondi Beach, we adore this city and like to think our fabulous escorts go a tiny way to making it a better place:)

That said, getting out of the city can be nice and one our favourite places to go is a quick jaunt up the M1 to Newcastle. It’s cosier and sleepier than Sydney but has charms all its own. Not least of which are a crop of new and innovative bars and clubs that rival some of Sydney’s.

Newcastle’s Best new Bars and Nightclubs
The Mattara Hotel
333 Charlestown Rd, Charlestown, NSW 2290
After renovations in 2012, this place is stunning. Full glass facade, the most modern architecture and endless events. They boast a huge screen perfect for watching sporting events – UFC 98 is airing there on May 15th and is free to attend.

In addition to being one of the best places to imbibe and watch live sport, The Mattara has an award winning Burlesque show. The next one is June 25th. Imagine a long dinner date with an Atlantic lady watching a burlesque show then retiring to your room for the real show… sounds like heaven.

The Junction Hotel
02 4962 8888
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Epicureans get ready for a taste explosion. The Junction Hotel’s restaurant is one of the best in the country and proved it by winning the 2015 Awards for Excellence in Casual Dining. Traditional pub fare with a twist, the kitchen is open late Thursday for Sunday. Perfect for recharging after vigorous evening.

The Junction also features great live music from local talent every Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm.

The Dockyard
13 -14 / 1 Honeysuckle Dr, Newcastle, NSW
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This is a craft beer lovers delight. Not a tourist hotspot, the dockyard is the pub of choice for Newcastle locals and 13 brews on draught you’re sure to find the perfect ale. Despite the great beer selection, the best thing about this pub is the patio. It’s situated right on the harbour and affords tranquil views. It’s even heated in the winter!

Hotel Delany
134 Darby St, Newcastle, NSW

Darby Street is at the heart of the Newcastle nightlife and eating scene and its crowning jewel is the Delany Hotel, affectionately referred to as ‘The Del’ by locals. Similar to the Dockyard, this classy venue offers a contemporary take on traditional pub food and there a la carte menu is perfect for a late night snack.

They have live music and DJ’s almost every night but for true club lovers things really kick off on Friday and Saturday with dance parties and their infamous TAB bar.

These are just a few of the places we’ve been to recently in Newcastle. Ivy, our very own dirty and very flirty, blonde escort is based here and is the perfect guide to the vibrant nightlife. If you’re planning on going don’t forget to check out the Atlantic Newcastle gallery page for all our courtesans located there, or give us a call if you’d like one of our Sydney girls to come up and meet you to make your time by the harbour unforgettable.

The Top 5 Native Australian Starlets of Adult Film

Even though Australia is renowned for its fit population and general good looking-ness (that’s a real word, I swear;)), our great nation is somewhat under represented in the ranks of adult film stars. This could be for any number of reasons.

But whatever the case, it behooves us all to take some time out and pay homage to the lovely Australian ladies who have bared all for the silver screen.

So, without further ado, here are the top 5 adult film stars of all time who, to a woman, are proud to call themselves Australian.

Monica Mayhem

This ferocious blonde has done it all. Originally from Brisbane, Monica followed her dream of becoming an adult star and migrated to America in 2000. She was an immediate splash and one Best New Starlet of the Year in 2002.
She’s just published a book called Confessions of an Aussie Porn Star and judging from the first sentence:

‘Do you really want to know what it’s like to be a porn star? Brace yourself, because I’m not going to pull any punches. Here’s what a “busy day at the office” might mean for me . . .’

It’s gotta be a sizzling read. You can buy her book on Amazon .

Kiki Vidis

This Queensland born redhead is part of the new generation of porn stars who are just absolutely gorgeous. She could easily have been a traditional model.
Kiki started her career as a nurse but quickly realized she wanted to deliver ‘sexual healing’ full time and was awarded her very own reality TV show Kiki’s American Adventure which chronicaled her journey to pornagraphic stardom.

Angela White
Fans of super busty brunettes will be intimately familiar with Angela. She knew the adult industry was for her and began performing solo and girl/girl scenes right after her 18th birthday.
It took Angela eight years to shoot an actual sex scene with a guy, but it was worth the wait and the DVD Angela White Finally Fucks is one of the best in the biz.

In 2010 she took to politics and ran for office in Victoria as part of the Australian Sex Party with a platform of expanding rights for sex workers.

Gigi Allens

Much like our very own Zoe, Gigi Allens is a tall, elegant blonde woman who just screams elegance and sensuality with every move. She’s a Sydney gal and though she’s just getting started in the biz, she’s already making waves and you can expect big things from her in the years to come.

Kim Cums

Of course we couldn’t leave Atlantic’s very own starlet Kim off the list. Her reviews speak for themselves and she has a tremendous body of work online to drool over.

This buxom blonde exibitionist, porn star and elite Sydney escort is one of a kind. She’s also pretty darn funny and witty. Give her a follow on twitter @kimcummms.

The Punters Guide to Haymarket

Looking to spice up your time in Sydney? If you’re on an elite escorting website like ours it’s safe to say you know a thing or two about the finer things in life and don’t mind indulging in the best of the best.

In addition to some of the smartest, classiest and downright naughtiest escorts in the hemisphere, Sydney is also a foodie’s dream with top notch chefs from across the globe vying to capture the attention of your tastebuds.

Today we’re going to explore the culinary delights of the Sydney suburb, Haymarket.

Asian Delights In the Center Of Sydney’s Central Business District

If you’re anywhere near the CBD chances are you can simply close your eyes and let your nose guide you to Haymarket. If walking around with your eyes closed sniffing the air isn’t your preferred mode of transport, no worries, Haymarket is conveniently located just south of the CBD in Sydney and is right on the main light rail line.

If you love Asian cuisine the only downside of Haymarket is that there many be too many choices. From the mega-supermarket to the dozens of sushi shops, there’s no shortage of gustatory pleasures of the eastern variety. We love to hang out there, soak up the vibe and recharge our batteries. Here are some of the top venues that may not show up on your general travel website about New South Wales.

Best Thai Joint: Caysorn Thai

For lovers of thai who think they know everything about it, get ready for a whole new experience. Turns out that the majority of Thai eateries specialize in Isaan Thai which comes from the northeast of the Country

Caysorn Thai (website), makes food from the southern Thai cooking traditions and it does it right. Not only is this place really inexpensive, the food is to die for.

Best Chinese Food in Haymarket: Old Town Hong Kong

One of the fancier places on Dixon Street, Old Town is still affordable and a must for lovers of cantonese. While the food is spectacular – I actually ate 2 servings of pork mince dumplings last time – what really sets this place apart is the service. The staff literally could not be friendlier and the ambience can’t help but put one in the mood for revelry.

Top Japanese Food: Wagaya

The first thing that jumps out at you when entering this rustic Japanese place are the touch screens. They are the first place in Australia to implement them and it feels just like Tokyo. Located just of Harbor Street, Wagaya will run about $50 per person but the expertly crafted sushi, innovative cocktails and forward tech make it worth the price.

Best Karaoke: Dynasty Karaoke Club

It wouldn’t be little Asia if there weren’t Karaoke bars, and Dynasty is the best. (https://www.facebook.com/DynastyKaraokeClub). This place is a blast and if you really want to impress your friends or business partners, they have decadent private rooms available awash with one way mirrors, touch screen table tops and unisex bathrooms.

Just imagine taking a couple of Atlantic’s local Sydney companions to one of these private rooms for a night of kpop, beef noodles and debauchery. Could anything be better?

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Even Blind Men Think AA Escorts are Objectively Gorgeous

Some scientists get to have so much fun and a couple of them have just published a paper that confirms the hypothesis that even congenitally blind men find physically attractive women, well… attractive.

To get an idea of the implications of this research we need to back up a little bit. There’s idea out there in academia that’s been gaining serious traction over the last couple of decades.

It’s called social constructivism and its proponents argue that there is no universal metric of beauty.

Basically they believe that the human mind is a blank slate at birth and what we find attractive as adults is simply a product of cultural indoctrination. In a nutshell: the reason you find a slim, but curvaceous woman like say Brooke, hot is NOT because there is something inherently sexy about her, but because you’ve been ‘trained’, by the media and cultural environment you grew up in, to believe that she represents what your particular culture deems attractive.

What do you think? I call bullshit. Sorry social constructivists, but when the reaction most men have when looking at an – excuse the technical term – slammin’ booty on a fit woman strikes me as something much more primal than simple media suggestion. But, to be fair, these people are serious academics; PhD’s, professors and prolific writers. So I thought I’d see what other scientists thought about the idea.

Turns out that my intuition was correct: dozens of studies published in well respected journals have found mountains of evidence that there are, in fact, certain physical traits that all men, regardless of culture, find attractive.

The most research in this area has been done on something called the waist-to-hip-ratio(WHR). The WHR is calculated by simply dividing the measurements of a woman’s waist by her hips.

All men, from remote villagers in Papua New Guinea to footballers in Manchester, prefer a WHR in the range of 0.68 – 0.72. The hourglass figure is sexy, no matter where you grew up.

A new study cements this point and brings me to the title of this post. A new paper in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior explored the universality of WHR preference in men who were blind from birth. If a guy’s preference for shapely hips is merely the result of seeing Kim Kardashian on TV then, according to social constructivists, you wouldn’t expect men who had never seen her to have the same preference for body shape.

Sorry again SC’s. The blind men were asked to touch two mannequins – both identically dressed but with differing WHR’s – and rate the attractiveness of each on a scale of 1-10. Guess what? The mannequin with a WHR of 0.7 was overwhelmingly rated the most attractive.

I did a quick calculation of the average WHR for all of Atlantic’s fabulous escorts and, surprise surprise, it is: 0.6991.

None of this is to say that if woman has a WHR outside the prefered range that she is automatically hideous. Of course not, we’re complex creatures and can manifest beauty in many different ways.

It does go to show, however, that some things are universal and decidedly not programmed by culture.

So the next time you’re at the gym or beach, catch sight of a woman with an optimal WHR and feel an intense longing that seems to cry out from every strand of DNA in your body don’t worry. You literally can’t help it. But we can. Just give Kelly a call and she’ll fix you right up with a woman that is scientifically proven to be sexy as hell 🙂

 

Go For Gold With Bianca… hopefully

Bianca has a lot going for her; she’s tanned, buxom, sweet and has some downright fawning reviews on punterplanet. Of her many specialities, one thing she really excels at are x-rated stripteases.

 

She can move muscles I didn’t even know existed. Watching her put on a seductive show gets one thinking about just what an athletic undertaking removing one’s clothes in a teasing manner can be – if it’s done right. Balance, strength coordination and some jaw dropping flexibility are all required in abundance to pull off some of the moves Bianca is capable of.

Turns out I’m not alone in thinking that those proficient in the stripping arts are top athletes and deserve to be recognized as such.

Pole Dancing In The Next Olympics?

I would have scoffed at this a few years ago but it’s starting to look like a real possibility. Pole dancing (or simple ‘Pole’ as its practitioners call it, is skyrocketing in popularity. Over 150 million people regularly use the ancient Chinese art as a workout and just last year the World Pole Dancing Championships enjoyed record attendance and prize money.

With this newfound acclaim has come a serious push to get Pole Dancing declared an official olympic sport. They’ve got a petition going on change.org (which can sign here if you’d like to see this, and who wouldn’t?) and pole dancing was included in last years International Urban Games alongside traditional sports like basketball.

Though it still has somewhat of an image problem, proponents are optimistic and think it’s a real possibility that you’ll be seeing bikini clad women straddling a pole for all the world to see next summer.

It’s good to see dedicated athletes and performers get recognition. Whether or not the world is ready for it by 2016… who’s to say. But you can be darn sure that if you book an appointment with Bianca at least one pole will get an olympic level workout.

For the latest info on pole dancing give @polefitnesslv a follow on twitter